Race to Dubai

The Race to Dubai is happening this weekend. Well it sounds better than the Race to Dudley.

Even though the clubhouse isn’t finished, some of the fairways will require ’ground under repair’ signs and the water features smell like gents toilets. The prize money hasn’t escaped the cuts either, but the winner will still pocket more than a few grains of sand in the nether regions, a scorching 1.6 million.

Rory, on the off chance that you’re reading this, if you’d like to wear an eco polo shirt to go with your hippy hair, give us a call.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe one of your Bandit polos would be better for Rory. 3 bogeys on his last 3 holes today not good for the Race To Dubai.