9.3.09

R&A


To become a member of The Royal & Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews,
the governing body of golf.

You'll require a low handicap.
A thorough understanding of the rules of golf.
And a penis.
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1 comment:

  1. Excuse me, Sirs. What do you need a penis for in golf? Asks Lady with a Big Bag

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