Monty and speed are not an obvious word association.

'Mr Loophole', Nick Freeman, lawyer for the rich and famous, has overturned Monty’s driving license ban and landed the UK tax payer with a nifty legal bill of 30k.

The unfortunate officer did not follow proper proceedure when using his hand held speed gun when clocking Monty’s speeding BMW. The law states that you are only meant to aim at suspected speeding motorists who don’t have enough wonga to call Mr Loophole. Ok, I made that bit up. A fair cop.

However, it is good for the environment that Monty will not be wearing lycra and cycling around the British Isles this summer.


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