Dress your age

For the past couple of years the England team playing kit has been supplied by Oscar Jacobson, who are supposedly one of the most prestigious golf brands in Europe.

Looking at a recent picture of England's youthful international squad wearing the official kit. It is only when you spot the greying hair of the committee members that you realise who the teenage golfers are. I'm sure most of you will think they all look very smart in their navy blazers, stripey tie and beige slacks. But why dress teenagers as old men? There's plenty of time to dress like an old man when you hit middle age.

How would the geriatric committee members feel if they were asked to dress-up as teenagers?
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