11.11.11

ON YOUR BIKE
























How many of you ride your BMX bike to the golf course instead of firing up the beamer?
Well to encourage a few more, Golf Refugees are offering a 50% discount on their BMX graphic organic carbon neutral t-shirts to any golfer who sends us a picture of their golf cycling endeavours.

Just e-mail us your photo with ‘RIDEBMXGOLF’ to;

refugees@btinternet.com

Here’s the small print in normal font size.

Offer is subject to your tee shirt size being in stock.
Open until 31:12:11
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10.11.11

SO BAD


The LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association) do NOT have a dress code other than no jeans.

Sounds suspiciously like a dress code to me.

How did jeans get such a bad reputation for golf?


It appears ok for lady tour golfers to wear denim shorts, denim skirts and denim dresses as long as the denim doesn’t stretch to their ankles.


Picture shows Miss Erin Cummins (Miss USA) playing golf at Gleneagles wearing denim jeans.


She looks so bad.

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8.11.11

ANYONE FOR TENNIS?


Scrumptious Japanese ace golfer Momoko Ueda pictured here practising her swing with a tennis racket.

I wonder if Rory lets Wozniacki practise her tennis stroke with his golf clubs?
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6.11.11

SHOCKING NEWS

Tiger has a black bottom according to his ex caddy Steve Williams.

Tiger left it to his manager Mark Steinberg to respond, ‘If anyone would like to sponsor Tiger’s buttocks please give me a call.'

Golf Magazine selects male golfer Rory McIlroy as its 2011 Player of the year.


Over-looking female golfer Yani Tseng. Who would probably need to win all four golf majors, the Olympics and ‘move like Jagger’ to stand any chance.


PGA Tour to crack down on people using ‘social media’ at The Presidents Cup.


Why don’t golf fans get it? Just pay your money and keep quiet.

Order of importance;
Golf Professionals
Grass
Worms
Golf fans
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3.11.11

GLENEAGLES IN JEANS


How do you get to play Gleneagles golf course in tight jeans and boots?

Easy, just enter Miss World.

From left to right; Miss Germany, Sweden, Netherlands, France, Scotland, England, N. Ireland and Miss USA.
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2.11.11

PET


You are what you eat and you are what you wear. So why are you wearing sports apparel made from polyethylene terephthalate(PET)?

Here is a brief history of PET:

It's the material commonly known as polyester and is derived from petroleum. Polyester was developed in 1941 by British chemist John Whinfield and James Dickson while employed by the Calico Printer’s Association of Manchester, England.

Due to petroleum, the source of polyester, being so widely available and inexpensive during the 1950’s, use of the fabric gained popularity.

However polyester is largely regarded as a cheap fabric, uncomfortable for sensitive human skin to wear and for retaining heat. Eventually the proliferation of inexpensive suits and shirts with massive lapels started to hurt the image of the fabric for garment use.

Today with the emergence of polyester microfibers and various polyester blends the industry has experienced a resurgence.

The Tennessee Eastman Company and the Man-Made Fiber Producers Association’s (MMFPA) also played a significant role in the revival of polyester. The Tennessee Eastman Company started a YES marketing campaign for ‘polYESter’ and popularised it via radio and television commercials.

The idea was to focus on the wash-and-go properties of polyester rather than sell it as a cheap fabric.

Hoechst Fibers Industries also played a role. They conducted market research from 1981 to 1983 and found that 89% of people were more interested in the appearance of the apparel rather than what the fabric was made of.

To summarise, sports apparel brands like using polyester as it is a cheap durable fabric.

It’s also about as ‘green’ as going for a swim in an oil slick.
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1.11.11

FREE TREES


Some people say ‘the best things in life are free’.

They may have a point.

I have always considered the British Isles to be a green and pleasant land.

Turns out those even-more-broke-than-we-are Europeans have got one over on us again with average tree coverage of 44% compared to a sparse 12% in the UK.


Golf Refugees would like to encourage individual members to plant a tree on their local golf course. Who is going to pay? I hear at least one person shout.

Well it seems the Woodland Trust have 1.6 million trees to give away.


What could be better than a beautiful tree for free? Happy planting.

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